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greeny
10-16-2007, 07:34 PM
Wal-Mart to offer sex toys

Bentonville, Arkansas - Wal-Mart Corporation today announced that they are preparing to sell sex toys in select stores around the country. The mammoth retailer spent a full year on customer research and reached the conclusion that in select rural markets, where it’s stores are most popular, there is definitely a pent-up demand for sex toys among women.

Starting with a rural Iowa location, Wal-Mart plans a pilot operation for this new sales effort over the summer. The new store-within-the-store, referred to as the “Home Pleasure” department, will feature vibrators and dildoes at reduced prices. The store reportedly will offer the wildly popular Martha Stewart “Prison” line of vibrators in addition to its regular offerings.

According to Wal-Mart spokesman Edward Kennedy, “While we expect some risk in this venture, our research indicates that women in rural parts of the country have largely unfulfilled desires and needs for these items”. Kennedy additionally pointed to recent studies in urban markets where internet access is affordable and common. There a wide variety of sex toys are commonly purchased by married women..

In rural parts of the country where Wal-Mart stores are sometimes the only retail business around, internet access can also be very limited, so the selling of sex toys appears to be a natural extension of Wal-Mart’s personal products offerings. Spokesman Kennedy told Red Tractor USA that the female customers that they surveyed had privately indicated that they “most desired sex toys in the summer time, when their husbands worked the farms from dusk to dawn, seven days a week.”

Wal-Mart’s Kennedy also revealed the retailer’s marketing plans to locate the “Home Pleasure” departments in the rear of the store near the guns and ammo department. While the men are checking out the latest in Smith and Wessons, their wives can shop discreetly and with confidence for their own little helpers.

Wal-Mart sees an opportunity to demystify these types of items and even envisions these locations having private, women-only parties as a means to attract new and discerning customers into their stores. When asked if they expected any backlash from their conservative customers, a Wal-Mart executive who wished to remain anonymous, told Red Tractor USA that “We are already the volume leader in condoms and birth control pills in our pharmacies. So we feel that today’s Wal-Mart woman will readily welcome these additions.”

tracey2234
10-16-2007, 09:23 PM
I don't know whether or not to laugh or cry???!!!!

neutron
10-16-2007, 11:12 PM
im akready seeing the lines in customer service

the china made recalls

and the always popular led poisining

n3xtgen
10-17-2007, 12:03 AM
im akready seeing the lines in customer service

the china made recalls

and the always popular led poisining

haha so true.. seems like china's main export lately is led.. lol

dmantom
10-17-2007, 07:38 AM
You have got to be kidding!

skouk007
10-17-2007, 02:38 PM
Wal-mart has always had sex toys heres their best deals: just keep your finger on the cursor! I mispelled did on Beths last item&%#%@
http://rand0m.org/gallery.php?gid=3&showall=1

That's a good one JT! :|>

neutron
10-18-2007, 01:35 AM
Wal-mart has always had sex toys heres their best deals: just keep your finger on the cursor! I mispelled did on Beths last item&%#%@
http://rand0m.org/gallery.php?gid=3&showall=1

do you know the refund policy
could i exchange for another if im not satisfied

dmantom
10-18-2007, 07:21 AM
Welllllll:) Walmart DOES have an excellent return policy. lol

tetons
10-20-2007, 10:56 PM
are they going to be hidden like adult content at video stores haha

ladybug979965
10-30-2007, 10:38 PM
I would never think that Wal-mart would take such a chance by selling sex toys. I really can't believe that!

n3xtgen
10-30-2007, 11:29 PM
As this kinda stuff becomes more socially acceptable.. you will see giants like walmart profiting on it..

neutron
10-30-2007, 11:39 PM
yeah
they will inflate the toys for you

im just picturing the little kids
momy momy i want one of those balloons

cant wait to do my xmas shopping

shinmeeok
11-10-2007, 11:19 PM
Sounds like Wal-mart is turning into an adult entertainment store, as if we don't have enough of those already. How sad, what is this world coming to?

polish_crazyman
11-12-2007, 04:48 PM
lol, that funny, i can just picture a 16 year old cashier asking for a price check on a blow up doll, or the 12" dildo!!!

jmick1952
11-12-2007, 09:05 PM
hi that would be funny.

dmantom
11-12-2007, 09:15 PM
lol, that funny, i can just picture a 16 year old cashier asking for a price check on a blow up doll, or the 12" dildo!!!

You would be surprised at what a 16 yr old knows today. I would be willing to bet she wouldnt even blink:)

Costas
11-12-2007, 09:43 PM
Wow.....I didn't think Walmart would stoop to that level for profit......can you just imagine it now?

"Attention Walmart Shoppers.......please check out our daily special in aisle 27 on edible underwear.....Cherry and Strawberry flavours are 25% off....and they are available in XXL sizes!!!"

XXL???? WTF? Should this stuff even BE available in those sizes?????

LMAO!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol:

dmantom
11-12-2007, 09:45 PM
Walmart will do anything for profit.. How low can you go? lmaoTo each his own I guess.

olliec
11-13-2007, 09:34 AM
Dont support the huge conglomerations! They have enough money! If you need any sex toys or dvds might I add (you never know when DN and b3v will be down, always good to have a couple DVDs around) buy from my website http://www.playtimeadult.com :-D sorry for the cheap plug but hey like you said, people will do anything for a buck right!

Oc