View Full Version : Fta Is Over With! Dear God! - Happy April Fools


greeny
04-02-2007, 03:47 AM
This just in from a source I was reading.. shocking news! Is FTA done for???:o


I just finished talking with insider sources yesterday and apparently next week EchoStar Communications Corporation along with Bell is planning an entire Nagra 3 swap from Nagra 2. They were trying to keep this under wraps but didnt do a good job since I found out from someone I know who works over at EchoStar. Buckle in boys, this sh*t is going to get bumpy. Starting nextweek is just the tip of the iceberg. Its just the early stages of their plans to phase out Nagra 2 and finally stop pirates just as DTV did.

n3xtgen
04-02-2007, 04:01 AM
Yup I just picked up on this also... here is a look at what the new cards will look like.. was sent to me..
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8920/n3cardmp0.gif

:shifty::shifty:

duckdown
04-02-2007, 04:15 AM
*aims the gun to his own head*

I can't go on!!

0utcast
04-02-2007, 04:23 AM
guess well see...i give them 6months to convert everyone and 1 month to be compromised

n3xtgen
04-02-2007, 04:28 AM
guess well see...i give them 6months to convert everyone and 1 month to be compromised

ahuh:shifty:

MidNightWatcher
04-02-2007, 04:41 AM
Oh well it was just a matter of time. Guess I should hang up the old Moderator hat and move on.

0utcast
04-02-2007, 04:43 AM
like they say a sucker is born everyday....pricks! :censored:

dmantom
04-02-2007, 10:14 AM
OMG!!! Is it possible that Charlie, bev and Dave are gonna have a threesome? Absolutely outstanding!!

FASTER
04-02-2007, 11:45 AM
I'm a new member, just got my sat installed, does this mean I wasted my money on it after it gets zapped? will there be an alternate for codes?

FASTER
04-02-2007, 12:16 PM
ok after doing some research I found out that nagra2 is an encryption method for satalites, nagra2 has been in effect since late 2005,even if it is different wont it still be hackable in a matter of hours of releasing nagra3? and does that mean only recievers with cards will not work but recievers with a direct link to computer will be affected as well,... im scared hold me

ManOwaR
04-02-2007, 01:43 PM
Patience is all you need. Maybe it'll take 2 seconds, maybe it'll take 2 years... who knows.

2bseen
04-02-2007, 02:08 PM
i guess this is not a april fools joke.......:rolleyes:

n3xtgen
04-02-2007, 02:21 PM
i guess this is not a april fools joke.......

I beg to differ

http://www.comstockfiremuseum.com/images/aprilfools-happyday.gif

You guys have just been punk'd!!

hehehe :rofl::roflmao::CRAZY:

n3xtgen
04-02-2007, 02:25 PM
ok after doing some research I found out that nagra2 is an encryption method for satalites, nagra2 has been in effect since late 2005,even if it is different wont it still be hackable in a matter of hours of releasing nagra3? and does that mean only recievers with cards will not work but recievers with a direct link to computer will be affected as well,... im scared hold me

dont be scared .. just an outstanding april fools joke from us at ftabins

http://www.comstockfiremuseum.com/images/aprilfools-happyday.gif

:p:tongue::clap:

myspamtrap
04-02-2007, 02:27 PM
rotflol.... well done!

Cheers

2bseen
04-02-2007, 02:27 PM
I beg to differ

http://www.comstockfiremuseum.com/images/aprilfools-happyday.gif

You guys have just been punk'd!!

hehehe :rofl::roflmao::CRAZY:

good one nextgen.good job on the card .but dish is up to something,and soon.my bud has been logging the stream and seems there is all kinds of goodies about to be implemented.when i find out more i will post.unfortunately this is not a joke

n3xtgen
04-02-2007, 02:32 PM
good one nextgen.good job on the card .but dish is up to something,and soon.my bud has been logging the stream and seems there is all kinds of goodies about to be implemented.when i find out more i will post.unfortunately this is not a joke


yes I am aware of that actually.. unfortunately it will ruin the fun out of this joke :/

n3xtgen
04-02-2007, 02:34 PM
I just shifted this over to the rumors section now we had a few good laughs :) .. dont want people to panic hehe

FASTER
04-02-2007, 03:27 PM
jeez man I was thinking "what am i gonna tell my wife it was hard enough to part with 300$ yesterday now this, i feel raped ,
good one

coffin
04-02-2007, 03:27 PM
That was great!!
Good job, all you evil pranksters. LOL

FASTER
04-02-2007, 03:28 PM
shoulda went for a couple of hours
i coulda got a divorce i even looked up nagra on google and crap

JR
04-02-2007, 03:30 PM
LMAO ....... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...


that was a good one ... nice job on the card ....

April fools day ............

lyncher
04-02-2007, 03:54 PM
lmfao..................funny

prfrmnj
04-02-2007, 04:18 PM
LMAO - I was looking for the card on line to see what was up! GOOD ONE!!!!!!!

n3xtgen
04-02-2007, 04:34 PM
so many people thought this was real :) .. me and some of the guys at ftabins did a good job :) thanks goes to greeny for his amazing writing skills :P

2bseen
04-02-2007, 04:54 PM
so many people thought this was real :) .. me and some of the guys at ftabins did a good job :) thanks goes to greeny for his amazing writing skills :P

yes you guys did a very good job,my hat is off to you :|> i was had very good on another site as well.....
my wife literally had me pulling all my testing stuff....

skouk007
04-04-2007, 05:11 PM
We sure do have plenty humors here! hehehehehe. Scarce the crap out of everyone I guess. hehehehehe
What a way to start April Fool's Day! lol

de-lo
04-06-2007, 04:32 PM
shit i get a migraine reading this you know fta stands for forever tv achievable dn & bev lose money converting everything so they do it my making money somewhere else so that means pirate for hire will share profit with them lmao